I wish this wasn't a joke...

Kinja'd!!! "K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390)
04/03/2015 at 19:00 • Filed to: Ferrari

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Apparently Bieber(of all people) has now ordered or even got a LaFerrari. Lord help us... I didn't even know he had a 458, not that I care. But now I anticipate a crash or DUI involving a $1.4 million hypercar...

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The strange thing I don't get is the fact that there's an apparent "rumor" that you had to own at least 5 Ferrari's beforehand to have the chance at a LaFerrari, and according to Yahoo News, the 458 is the only one he's had.

The last bit of the article does worry me some though:

As to whether or not this is a good thing, well, that's a little iffy. He hit a pedestrian, was chased by ex-NFL player Keyshawn Johnson after recklessly speeding through the guy's gated community, and was rear-ended by a paparazzi-driven Prius. A 950 horsepower machine seems a bit of a scary thought in his hands.

(No those aren't his cars in the lead pic)


DISCUSSION (42)


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:03

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he is also a HUGE squid and has a ducati (al the more reason for me to like BMWs bikes...)

also, you hear he wrecked a veyron and ran away from the crash site? LOL


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:03

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down with Bieber!


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 19:04

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HE WRECKED a VEYRON?!? I never heard that. Links or articles?? What Ducatti does he have?


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:06

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the money to common since ratio is very disproportionate here.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:07

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http://1001playlist.com/6419/justin-bi…


He had a (i think) 1098 or a 848. The ferraris of the motorcycle word. And yes, he was a TOTAL squid on them


Kinja'd!!! doodon2whls > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:07

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He has turned over a new leaf, guys... Give him a break!

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
04/03/2015 at 19:07

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VERY. It's simply well over 9000.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > doodon2whls
04/03/2015 at 19:08

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Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 19:09

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Then this can only end soo well right? -_-


Kinja'd!!! RustedSprinter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:15

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(No those aren't his cars in the lead pic)

Thank god.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:16

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not going to lie, my first thought was: welll, there will soon be a light used Ducati motor in the california craiglist....


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 19:16

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Ducatis are sooooo sweet. I want a 999 BADLY.


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > RustedSprinter
04/03/2015 at 19:19

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He still has a 458 and a LaFerrari though....


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 19:23

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I wouldn't be surprised if a certain LaFerrari shows up on some crashed-exotics website...


Kinja'd!!! RustedSprinter > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:23

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Yeah but I dont want to see his 458 / LaFerrrari.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:24

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I have the timer set.

QUICK, BETS. WHAT CRASHES FIRST, HIM, OR MALDENALDO!??!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/03/2015 at 19:29

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HARD TRUTH INCOMING

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These cars are amazing, but are destined to end up in the hands of people who have no interest at all in speed, power, performance or improving their driving skill. They want attention, and there's no better way to get it than riding in a million dollar car most of earth's citizenry will only experience through pictures.

Some will be tracked. Some will be autocross'd. But most will end their lives smashed to pieces in a ditch, abandoned in a hit-and-run, or used as the worlds most expensive dust collectors inside some parking garage in Dubai. This is the fate of the modern supercar, and there is no evading it.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 20:07

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This is Beiber's MV Agusta F3


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > CRider
04/03/2015 at 20:10

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HE HAS A F3 AS WELL?!?!??!? FACK


Kinja'd!!! CRider > bob and john
04/03/2015 at 20:15

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Beiber has tainted everything we hold sacred.


Kinja'd!!! cornerslide > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/04/2015 at 00:24

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Busted driving through his own neighborhood driving a Ferrari of one kind or another probably a couple of years ago or so.


Kinja'd!!! Old-Busted-Hotness > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/04/2015 at 07:18

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Anything that increases the chance he will die in a fire is a good thing.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > CRider
04/06/2015 at 10:30

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Damn, he made an Agusta ugly. Did not know that was possible.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 18:05

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i think this would be a nice 458 for Mr K Roll:

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/…


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 18:18

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Money... ;_;


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 18:25

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I know...

But you'll be a famous engineer one day and make lots of monies


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 18:32

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But I needs it now...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 19:21

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I know, I know...

We must be patient

Can't have all the things in life right away


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 21:47

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I NEED MORE SOMETHING NOW THO :p


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 21:50

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Idea

We should start buying cars that are going up in value and then flip for profit in a year and repeat

There are cars in every price bracket that are going up in price


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 21:53

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But if we haven't got the money to buy those cars...


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 21:56

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We have to sell our current cars to get those cars...

I just checked 964 and 993 prices

:O :O :O


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 21:56

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Ummmm.......

No.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 22:00

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I will sell everything but the 430

I should get as many 911 SCs as I can afford and flip in 3 years

Omg just checked Ferrari 328 prices too. My god


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 22:03

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What's a 328?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 22:04

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It's the final evolution of the 308 chassis. Updated motor.

Prices have literally doubled in the last 2 years :O


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 22:11

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How much is that?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 22:14

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just saw two for over $130K :O

I saw a low mileage one not even two years ago for $65K and posted to Oppo and everyone said it was a CP price

I just looked at 911 SC and Carrera 3.2 prices

OMG

They've gone up so much recently


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 22:24

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How much are they now?


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/06/2015 at 22:27

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every clean SC in my area with less than 100,000 miles is at least $35K. Every clean sub 100,000 mile 3.2 is at least $50K


Kinja'd!!! K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Manuél Ferrari
04/06/2015 at 22:36

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That's much more than I thought. Nothing wrong with higher mileage cars.


Kinja'd!!! Manuél Ferrari > K-Roll-PorscheTamer
04/07/2015 at 00:46

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Those were just the min prices though. Some were a lot more 0.O

Hmm you're right. Higher mileage doesn't mean bad.

I could pay off some debt if I sold the M3s and got a higher mileage e39 or e60 M5 as my sedan for business stuff